After a stop-start season for the Philly outfit, reports have surfaced that the Union will begin a strategic partnership with my friend Jeff.
While the deal is still in the formative stages, reports indicate Jeff is keen on a deal that will see significant investment flow towards the western shore of the Delaware.
The keen Delco native made his money as a CPA and looks to splash it out in Chester come the 2018 season. “I’ll probably buy a beer or two. Those shirts look nice too.” Jeff was quoted as saying by the Raised Flag.
Jeff has already committed to “going to a few games” next year, and fans will salivate at the prospect as he has a solid pedigree in world soccer, having played JV for Sun Valley high school.
He is committed to “twinning” with the club, shouting boos from the stands when they sub defenders on while winning 1-0, and posting expletive-laden diatribes on reddit when they sign another over-the-hill European instead of playing their kids.